Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
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wtf is eurovision
when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons
i thought it was the hunger games with talent
what talent
at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
can the uk’s entry be boris johnson next year
i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom
yeah its called all of europe
IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.
Reblog if you’d be upset if Jeremy Renner wasn’t Hawkeye anymore.
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
I feel like they could remake that whole movie from Chekhov’s point of view.
The title would be THIS IS NOT MY JOB! and it would just be two hours of Chekhov running around the warp core with his little goggles as everything goes to shit all around him.
#I CANNOT DO ZAT
